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Where Will The Cats Go?

If the Oak Room Closes, where will the cats go? If there is no cabaret, where will we sing and dance? If there is no more supper club, where will we dine? If there is no Round Table, where will we discuss important topics? Mr. Ross would be so sad! We mustn’t let him down. Bring back the Oak Room! Bring back the Algonquin Round Table! http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/04/arts/music/oak-room-at-algonquin-hotel-closes.html

Saving Matilda

I can’t take it. I WANTED to be that cat, now I can’t bare to read the news. She is in QUEENS? Queens do not LIVE in Queens!  They lounge on luggage carts in plush palaces–their rightful thrones. How could this happen? I need to find her. I will save her and restore dignity. Complaining about Matilda? Who complains about history? Who de-thrones a QUEEN? A queen who has mingled, awed and inspired guests from across the world, and dutifully [...]

Learning to Love Myself

I look in the mirror and I see perfection. I look at photos and I see royalty. I look at humans looking at me and I see them gasp and imagine what they must be thinking: “Exquisite!” or “Legendary!” or…something like that. Why then, I ask myself, do I continue to live this plebeian lifestyle wIth misfits? I found a book on learning to love thyself. I already love myself. A lot. I don’t have a problem loving me. It’s [...]

Day: 1,825 in captivity

My name is Lila. I am not in pain. But I suffer greatly. I live with two dogs, and another cat- all from uncertain backgrounds: “unknown” origins.  I am the only pure bred of the group. Translation: I am not one of them. I want to be famous. I want to be as famous as Matilda. I want to live in the Algonquin. I don’t want to replace her. She is as beautiful as I am–well, almost. We could live [...]

I Want to be that Cat

“I Want to Be That Cat” is the saga of a feline beauty queen who hungers for fame. She thirsts for the theatrical and lusts for the lavish. Illusions of grandeur fill her furry head, and she dreams she lives the life of “Matilda, the Algonquin Cat.”  She yearns for her own private birthday parties, (pur-FURably with guests lists of no fewer than 150 friends.) She pines for the paparazzi, the glitz, the clamor and glamour. She waits for the [...]